HAPPY NEW YEAR babies :)

HAPPY NEW YEAR :D I've decided it might be a better to post smaller blogs every other day/few days instead of really long ones every two weeks. Enjoy :D

New Years

Was pretty successful .. minus my drunken text messages which I read the next day lmao .. I swear it was like I was trying to hard to spell one word right and I kept trying and trying and half of the time the word was still spelled wrong lol. The first party me and my friends went to go shut down, but I'm happy that it did since it was overflowing with babies from high school -__- no offense to any young readers but when you're in college you just don't party with people under 18 anymore :p it's very awkward lol. So then we went to a club but since they changed the location two days before the event, we didn't realize it was a 21+ venue so we had to leave that one too :( but we found a party at Columbia University that was pretty good :D I have a friend that goes there. After the party everyone was basically crowding the pizza store and this clown behind the counter had the nerve to charge someone $30 for a whole pie of pizza .. I will NEVER be so drunk that I overpay for food lol. Metro north trains were running all night (YAYE) and I got home at 6am :) The best part was the train conductor announcing: "everybody PLEASE have your tickets out before you pass out on the train. Thank you. Happy New Year" lmaoo I love New York dearly :D

Piss Me Off Again .. I DARE YOU! (winter break pet peeves)

1: You think giving a girl a HOMIE POUND after a date is cute? And then you wonder why she deletes your number after u try to hit her up a whole month later over winter break? Get some game, but before that, get some CLASS :D

2: Sending me pictures of your banana without me asking? that.shit.is.not.cute and now your number is permanently deleted ♥

2: Papi, you're 40. Saying "morena...sexy chocolate baby" to me in the freezing cold when I'm trying to get HOME is not going to make me turn around and talk to you, so don't get mad when I keep moving lol smfh NYC :)

3: Don't send fake ass Christmas cards to my house addressed to my family when your punk ass still can't find the balls to own up to what you did. No answer is the worst answer and if you're gunna do it like that to someone who was your "best friend", then don't do anything else until you're ready to be a woman instead of a spineless cunt.

4: Telling me "your prtty" on facebook is ridiculous Especially when you can't even spell. Stop ruining it for the entire male population, find your game from whatever rock it's under, and get it together playboy :p

5: When you get on the bus, dont take out 3 metro cards that you KNOW don't have enough money on them smfh lol ..

6: The classic kindergarten stunt of telling someone "hey there's something you should know .. but I can't tell you because I know you'll bring it up with them and it will start drama" smfh you're a guy !! .. so WHY DO I HAVE MORE BALLS THAN YOU?

7: Don't be a MiserableBitch when everyone else around you is happy laid back and relaxing. Because then I just wanna take a golf club to your head. And then delete your face book & twitter accounts ♥


On A Side Note, These Are SOOOOO Cute :D




TFLN > Love

(209):There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
(314):I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
(409):The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
(517):I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...

I Am Surrounded By Clowns

Me: I would love for a bitch like her to come at me. Like HELLO before you say shit look in the mirror. And then look in the mirror again.
Maz: And then look in the mirror a third time and watch it break

My Sister: Delicia LET'S GO!
Me:Where?
My Sister: To find Dora
__________

.. Until Next Time :D

ell oh ell :D

Hey babies :) I'm finally home for winter break, so the blogs will be more frequent again. I'm also going to start actually using my tumblir haha .. enjoy ♥

Bad Girls Club, Goodbye Season 5

For those of you who watch Bad Girls Club, these photos were online from Season 5. I have no words lol smfh

bikini fail


The definition of a Low Blow

I would also like to add that I'm extremely disappointed in Lea .. i thought she was the coolest one and then she turned into a Kristen clone and still continues to talk sh*t about Kristen even though the season is wayy over .. And yes Lea you did "win" the small fight with Kristen but it was when she was DRUNK, so you probably shouldn't BRAG about that on television [the reunion show? smfh] ..

And let's remember that if Morgan never left, she would probably be the one running the house, as much as she was a B*tch to her roommates ..

Oh well .. I'm excited for Season 6 :D 2 and 4 were the best so far

Twilight Promotes Abusive Relationships
I Found these in a hilarious article on how Twilight promotes abusive relationships, and although I'm a fan, I do agree with everything they've mentioned haha. I posted my favorite ones :)

1: If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence.
2: Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3: If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.
4: Boys who leave you always come back. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
5: Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.
6: Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.
7: Looking at you in ways that scare you is ok
8: Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.


Serial Killer In New York?!?!?

I got a text message from my friend a little while before I left to come home to my beloved New York that was warning me about a possible serial killer in New York -__- Someone dumped four bodies near Jones beach over a period of a few months I think, which is kind of silly if you don't want to get caught. Not sure what part of New York they hunt women down in, but as usual I will be safe and watch my back wherever I go. Never, EVER think that these kinds of things won't happen to you; that's exactly the kind of people they happen to in the first place, those who are a little too carefree. So be careful ladies :) Stay together and don't be around isolated lonely areas by yourself. Follow your instincts. If something looks sketchy, take a cab, don't walk. The few extra dollars will be well spent, even if you think you "run" the area you're about to walk through at night lol.

Oh Em Gee :(

Dear Demi,
You're my hero and I really do look up to you and I love your songs :)
PLEASEE don't turn into MileyCyrus -__-

This makes me kinda sad :/ maybe it was just a moment of poor judgement? We can't have too many Cyrus Skanks running around lol and Demi is actually talented !! I hope she gets out of rehab soon ♥

Speaking of that GoldenProstitute ..
Miley Cyrus decided to hit a bong for her 18th birthday .. Well, have fun on the TrainWreck express clown :) I know you're 18 now but since you were a Disney star, you might want to make your "growing up" at a more gradual and classy pace .. but I know Trash doesn't really understand how that works ♥ And she apparently doesn't care about the video and knew it would go public lol well that will be until we hear about her entering rehab :D
And by the way, the search engine results are STILL not looking too good for you HoneyBoo :p


Btw, My Baby Sister Is ADORABLE :)


TFLN Never Fails Me

(+44):She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
(847):just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
(859):did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
(412):He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
(303):wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil

I Love My Friends

Me: Nice glasses Seanie.
Sean: Thanks. And yes, these are actually perscription. I am NOT a tool

Me: I would love for a bitch like her to come at me. Like HELLO before you say shit look in the mirror. And then look in the mirror again.
Maz: And then look in the mirror a third time and watch it break

.. until next time :)

Smh part 2

Hey cuties ♥

I know I can be pretty silly with my blogging, and I really do appreciate all the people who tell me how much they like it, but I am always searching for something more to make it better. I think I will make it a point to add at least one serious topic to my new blogs and maybe an advice section on other issues that may come up.

For part 2 of my smh blog I'll start of with the usual silliness :)

MUSIC

Dear Keri Hilson,
This.Shit.Is.Not.Cute.
Here is the link to the video. Couldn't find it on YouTube I WONDER why lol probably too freaking innapropriate:
http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhNQx41sxbkr7BJLyu
The opening WannaBeActionScene was labeled "Objective: The Way You Love Me"
and before I go on to tear this apart lol, Ms. Hilson would you care to explain to me WHY THE HELL your "objective" has no verb? It's ok if you can't ♥
Anyway, the video included the cast of:
Al Jamal as "fuzz" [ -no words- ]
Keri Hilson as "B.B." [ yeah? NO ]
Jojo as "boots" [ -smfh- ]
Faith Evans as "Danja" [ -dies- ]
Dawn (from Danity Kane) as "money" [ really? REALLY? ]
Keri Hilson basically grinds on everytihng humanly possible in the video and she doesn't seem to realize that in order to do certain dance moves you have to HAVE a butt ♥ She also has no shame in talking up the effects that her vagina supposedly has on men, apparently it "keeps them off the streets". Honestly I'm not sure if I can agree with you on that Miss Hilson, becuase with the amount of people it seems that you have sex with, that hallway of yours might not even be able to keep a toy from falling out and rolling into the streets &Hearts;

Smfh she is so gorgeous and is usually classy but this sh*t? I don't know what she was thinking. She really should give those lyrics and video a makeover because this is DISGUSTING !! Whats even more disappointing is that in an interview with Perez Hilton she defends her trashy behavior. Smfh it doesn't matter if you wanna do whatever you want, you have to respect your body. I guess your self worth isn't worth more than one night fifteen minutes in the bathroom at the back of the club :D

Love Life (new)

Well, mine is usually pretty unpredictable haha. I've been single for a little while but I honestly do miss someone and I hope that we can work it out. Having fun is great and easy and I'm in control of the situation and I don't have much to worry about except for of course being responsible and safe when meeting new people, and not pulling a Keri Hilson and throwing my cookies out to everyone :) But it does get lonely after a while, at least for me.
So ladies, if there is someone out there who no matter what you do, you can't seem to let them go, then don't ♥ Unless of course the relationship was harmful to your mental/physical health or safety. In that case, don't be silly :p and think with your head until your heart heals.

I really worry about people who don't even know they are being abused until it's too late. I've decided to make a list of some red flags for abusive relationships. Besides the obvious (hitting, yelling, threating the person's life) there are other things to watch out for in abusive relationships. And it's not just guys, girls can be abusive too !
1) when you stand up to them they make you feel stupid for saying anything at all
2) you seem to spend less and less time with friends and family
3) they always have some undercutting statement to make about your accomplishments
4) they purposely do things to hurt your feelings, especially when they notice you feeling confident about something or excited about something
5) you're constantly reminded that you'll never find someone as good as them

Don't be like Rihanna lol and then end up singing about how you love being lied to and abused smfh. Not even trying to joke around too much though, that was a pretty bad situation for both of them :/
If even one of these comes up you should really consider how much you are benefiting from the relationship and firmly confront them. If it continues, it's probably better for you to get out before it becomes more difficult to manage. Speak up !! Don't keep it under wraps or it will only get worse. If someone who "cares" about you makes you doubt yourself, you DON'T NEED TO BE WITH THEM.

College Life

I'm so excited about the large Wawa water bottle I used to transport juice from the cafeteria to my empty $3.95 bottle of cranberry juice haha. Taking Back Tuition Money 101 ♥ This course is offered for both the Fall and Spring semesters.

An Interesting Statement

A friend of mine at school ran into me in the bathroom and before she went back to her room she said "People in PA are so racist. I can't even take this person to get a job without people looking at me funny. But Blacks are the most accepted minority in America right now." She is Arabic and I am Black, but to me and other people I know, she doesn't look Arabic at all, she just looks mixed. So unless they saw her name on a paper, I'm not sure if they were judging her because they somehow knew she was Arabic or because she was a minority in general. Either way the judging isn't acceptable. Some people in PA are very racist, especially near where I go to school, but Blacks don't appear to be more accepted than other minority races. Some of my Black friends, including me, have been recently racially profiled by the cops and have been called the N-word while walking down the street. I can see what she's saying in terms of things like affirmative action, but in many cases people still talk trash behind the Black person's back and make ignorant assumptions. There is still a stigma attached to the Black race, especially if you are a woman. So the "acceptance" is really somewhat fake to me. This doesn't mean I am belittling any experiences she had, since I know it has been hard for Middle Eastern people in America ever since the bullsh*t that has been going on since 9/11, but I was slightly offended by her statement since she did not appear to consider all of the factors of this "acceptance" and how accurate the "acceptance" really is. This is not to say that one group has it worse than another, but I will in no way ever agree that Blacks are the most accepted minority unless I witness real changes. Many minority groups go through judgement and face racism of several degrees, and perhaps since the situation with Blacks seems to have the most history, it is assumed that we are "accepted" now. Unfortunately that's a lie. No minority has been truly accepted in America yet.

Idiots on Facebook

Names have been getting out of hand lately.
1) Cynthia Rainbow-Sprinkles Nguyan
2) Jorge Allofthelights Martinez
3) Brianna Wavey-Gee Johnson
4) Buzzy Chris Sanchez
5) Dnice Kush
6) Beans DaDonking
7) Bretley Shaawday Ruiz

And now for the gold medal in foolery ..
8) Brian Bigdickbandit Gomez

I Love My Friends

Me: She's all over his d*ck it's so annoying.
My Sister: I hope she just chokes on it. Oh wait, she already choked on her neck because she's fat.

Shakiya: *plays with necklace and puts beads near her nose*
Tish: I hope that necklace gets stuck on your face like that forever, lookin like a damn avatar

TFLN Never Fails Me

(978): he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is
gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

(860): I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because
you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.

.. that's all for now :)

Smh part 1

Life is so ridiculous I swear .. But that just means more stuff to Blog about haha :D Im trying to make more consistent blogs but life is being an attention whore right now lol.
Enjoy babies ♥

MUSIC

1: So as you probably already know, Major Lazer has this hot song out called "Pon De Floor" but of course when I go to see if the music video is still up (my friend said it was really innapropriate), this is what I see:

I mean, is it THAT hard to be appropriate lol?

2: Someone explain to me, PLEASE, why the hell this is being embraced?

The real rihanna has died years ago .. it started with her second album, and once the single "Rockstar 101" came out she had reached the point of NO return :( IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT STYLE YOU PUT THAT PERIOD BLOOD HAIR IN, it looks like crap -__-

3: Speaking of Rihanna, I'm starting to realize how annoying some songs are getting .. "What's my name" by Rihanna and Drake in particular. Why don't you know what your name is? WHY? "Oh na na, wha'ts my name?" Uhmm .. are you a child? With that period blood hair and Gold Membership in the NoPants Club, I HOPE NOT :D

I never liked the damn song in the first place lol and its making it more impossible for me to ever like this girl again :( And as much as I do like Drake, I can't help but wonder WHAT he was thinking when he came out with "Over" .. I know that song is old now but I still wonder what he was thinking with: "what am i doing? what am i doing? oh yeah that's right I'm doing me..." like, if you don't know what you're doing, you don't need to be doing ANYTHING else for a long time lol :D
I still like you though Drake :)

4: We already know that Miley Cyrus is just ridiculous, but now her younger sister, who is only NINE years old is already skanking it up :( this makes me very sad honestly.

idk wut this world is coming to :(

On The BRIGHT SIDE, i love Nicki Minaj :D and I'm pleased with her new album

My fave songs are "Save Me" and "Here I Am" and the Bonus Track "Blow Your Mind" is my ringtone :D teehee

I did also see Lil Kim's BlackFriday Nicki Minaj Diss that was released on youtube this weekend, which was pretty impressive but Lil Kim should probably come out with some new stuff if she really wants to WIN that battle .. You wanna keep your RapQueen crown? Then come out with a new album that sells more than Minaj and then we can talk haha


TURKEY BREAK

I enjoyed my grandmother's cooking and seeing my baby sister :) but of course there was a bundle of AintShitDudes I had to deal with for that entire week -___-

Clown #1
If you're going to be all over my cookie jar and I reject you because you're a crazy vampire, DON'T try to send me some weak ass apology saying "oh my bad if I was aggressive" on facebook. "My bad" died in 2005 along with your wack ass game playboy :D Be a man! But wait, that must be too hard for you since your vocabulary is so limited. And dont go further and try to diss me because I'm not accepting your lame apology when you were the one giving me compliments and then try to talk up yourself as if you had some kind of effect on me. YOU ARE NOT ZEUS, You just look stupid, x100 ♥

Clown #2
Don't talk sh*t about me that's not even true and then say "oh I'm so mad she played my best friend like that" when your dumb ass was trying to get with me anyway. And then thinking I need your permission to speak? SAVE IT. That makes no sense, unless of course, if you're a hypocrite. Talking so much sh*t about "oh I'm a grown ass man and I dont have to like you to f*ck you". No, you're right, you don't. And you STILL didn't get anything from me anyway, so your point is???? Don't worry .. I'll wait :D

Clown #3
You say you wanna get to know me and you wanna take me out on a date. I'm not sure how that translates into you trying to hit that and being suprised when I tell you where to go. smfh DEUCES

GOSSIP GIRL

So Serena ends up in the hospital this week and the truth behind the schemes of the Outsiders unravels .. I knew that shit was going to happen lol. Jenny was the one who told Blair the truth and then texted Vanessa saying that she couldnt lie her way out of this one. Of course Vanessa's b*tchass calls her mom and says she's comming home after all and on top of that, Dan uses Vanessa again to keep him company while Serena was in the hospital, but ditches her for Serena the next day lmaoo I mean, HOW MANY TIMES can you lose in your life? ♥ Then Juliet that snake leaves her apartment but like the SimpleB*tch she is, forgets the mask she used to dress up as Serena at the ball so Jenny takes it. Juliet has also been getting Serena's mom to pay her monthy to "keep her secrets" lol HoneyBoo when are you going to get a real job to support yourself? I can't wait until Blair exposes her its going to be BEAUTIFUL. This is why you are Outsiders, and not part of the Elite because you do stupid sh*t and can't take someone down effectively.
Therefore, Outsiders 2 and Elite 20.
xoxo, gossipgirl ♥

I Love The People In My Life
Mom: awwe your sister did so well on her quiz she got 11 out of 10 what did you do for extra credit?
My Sister: I drew my name in bubble letters on the back of the paper.
Me: ...

Me: Markia you CAN'T talk like that when we're working!
Markia: Delicia I swear to God I will put this napkin in your mouth and shove you down the drain

TFLN is greater than Happiness

(715): I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes
that you were not that drunk.

(406): It was just a squirrel
(253): You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar

(718): he fell asleep and they ducktaped him to the floor. He's pissed

.. until next time :)

Here I am Part 2

Hey babies :)

I'm doing a little better now .. still the occasional bullshit but I try to work against it every time it comes. I've been writing a lot of songs and I finally got some more pictures from the photo shoot I had before school :D now I just need to go around and see where I can get good representation for modeling .. Im only 5ft 7 so I'm too short for runway lol so I'm focusing on print and commercials .. I'm not going to get really excited until I have a solid deal lol. I also need to work more on my book if its ever going to get published haha. This blog is kinda short since its just a part 2, but the next one will be longer I promise :D

So a lot of things have been entertaining me lately ..

1: DANCING FAIL :D

no humps? check
wack dance moves? check
your father being ashamed if he EVER saw this? check check check
.. lmao smfh

2: Dear Rick Ross,
You are not Big Meech.
And apparently I'm not the only one who feels this way lmao:

.. The end :D

3: Vanessa (SuperSimpleB*tch) on GossipGirl

Dear HoneyBoo,

I am informing you nicely, that you are not and will never be close to being Blair Waldorf, and will NEVER have her PayBackSwagg. Please give up now while you are still irrelevant :D You still lost to Serena after exposure attempt number 87 and the dean didnt even know ur name ♥


*In case you didn't see last week's episode: basically Vanessa was mad that Dan still liked Serena and stole him from her several times, and she thought showing pictures that she found of Serena kissing a professor (who ALREADY resigned from Columbia to BE with Serena appropriately) would take Serena down and get her expelled. Her tattle tale ass walks up to the dean and tries to hand her the tape, which Blair then grabs and throws into her wine glass YAYE. The dean then proceeds to ask Vanessa, "and who are you?"
bahahahahahahahahaha tricks are for simple bitches playgirl :D

However, in yesterday's episode Vanessa and her lame crew (Jenny Joins) managed to turn some people against Serena, but we'll just SEE how long that lasts. lol like, if you're going to take down the elite, why can't you use less bitch-ass methods? Everything they did was soo sneaky and shady lol like really you're going to dress up as Serena and kiss Nate and Dan so they both get mad at her? and while still dressed as Serena you're going to play Blair too? Unless theyre stupid and Serena is even stupider and pretends that she actually did it, they will find out the truth later. At least when Blair and Chuck take people down they don't hide behind a freaking masquerade mask and usually embarass their targets with the dirty truths. All three of those clowns caused themselves to be outsiders so it's no one's fault but their own. So for now, Elite 10 and Outsiders 4. Stay tuned lol

♥ xoxo, gossipgirl

4: Silly People in Public
It's Time For A Game Of: What's Wrong With This Picture ..

taking pictures of your pregnant belly?
taking pictures of your pregnant belly in public?
taking pictures of your pregnant belly in public and thinking its cute?
*sighs* lol

5: Scary Faces

okk .. playgirl you look like halloween :D soooo PLEASE get your jack-hoe-lantern ass out of my face ♥
Lol this was the scariest thing I've seen in a while. Like .. why. WHY?

I Love My Friends

Kayla: Are you seriously telling me he asked you to go back to his room at 11:30?
Me: Yeah
Kayla: This isn't f*cking Disney World. We JUST left our room twenty minutes ago and we go ALL night

Priscilla: F*ck a muffin top, that b*tch had a whole CAKE

TFLN is My Life

(520):New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.

(716):who do you think you are?
(407):someone who doesn't ask that question

(519):DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.

.. Until Next Time :D

Here I am Part 1

So here we are again cuties :)

I know its been a while and I will try to be more consistent. A lot has happened in my life lately but I just try to be strong as always and get through it. Sometimes, when a situation is bad enough, all you can do is pretend that you're ok .. until eventually you are.

Since I have been irked beyond measure for the past few weeks, ive decided to start off this blog with pet peeves haha. enjoy :)

It Must Be Piss Delicia Off Month

1: Annoying Bugs
Dear Moths,
You are ugly and you will always be ugly. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM. You ClownBitches can't even fly straight and interrupted my daytime nap. 
I will burn the wings off of the next one i see with my lighter, this i promise you &Hearts;

2: Push doors with HANDLES -___-
Thank you for making me look awkward in public. I hope you're alone on Valentines Day

3: Girls with Busted weaves who think they look cute *screams*
get.those.tracks.together .. NOWwWwWw

4: People Who Stare
I'm traveling and I'm tired. You're already sitting RIGHT next to me. I just DON'T need you all up in my face like that. deuce !!

5: People Who Are Self Righteous
You're not right all the time and you will never be perfect or superior to me either; so for once in your life think about what YOU did wrong and stop being a F*ckBoy.

6: People Who Live to be the Definition of a Simple Bitch
you know who you are, you know how i feel about you, so save the excuses and put that footlong back in your mouth ♥ that is all

7: Period Blood Hair
Apparently Rihanna isn't the only one who thinks this is cute. I've seen TOO MANY people with this look now. Explain to me why you think this is acceptable? Honestly you just make me wanna throw a tampon right at your head ♥

8: Fake Food At College
Subconnection (aka bootleg Subway) .. Get your shit together. I say I want oatmeal cookies and bitch Asks me if I want chocolate chip. Then I say I want 3 and bitch counts to 3 OUT LOUD -__- to top it all off, the BLOODCLOT tomatoes are out of the sandwich when I open the freaking wrapper

Unfortunate Sightings

Miley Cyrus' New Video: "Who Owns My Heart"
Screenshots:

^^ Presenting Miley NoPants Cyrus :D


ah .. the typical "bisexual" trend -__-

1: Playgirl thinks she's cute
2: Playgirl thinks she's cute
3: Your show is still on Disney -__- but that doesn't matter right? Smfh clearly you care more about your SandpaperCoochie then your younger fans.
4: If you're going to wear tiny clothes, you could at least HAVE an ass and titties
5: Honestly .. this song should be called "Who Owns My Values" - because clearly she isn't in charge of them anymore ♥

She does look less rat-faced in this video, I'll give her that, but she's "growing up" way too quickly. Your sh*t isn't cute. It's more of .. well .. like a trashbag :D

On a side note ..
its TSHIRT TIMEEEEEE :D


"If you got the fattest gear and no one can come into your atmosphere, then you're a part of tshirt time :D and you will be, until we yell .. CABS ARE HERE !!" - Vinny
♥ until next season Jersey Shore

I Love My Friends

krystof: I'm gunna roll an L before football starts so it looks like a videogame

kenza: her celulite looks like the atlantic ocean

TFLN has my heart forever

(401):she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
(508):because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.

(253):I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.

(419):I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say "okay, well thats just your opinion"

Life Never Fails to Entertain Me

Hey cuties ; ]
Sooo I'm back at college now .. Still getting used to my new busy schedule : / I'm definitely watching the VMAs tonight so that will probably be in my next blog ; ]

COLLEGE

You Know You're Really Drunk When (UC Edition):
1 You yell that you're not drunk as you proceed to stumble down Main Street.

2 You dance by yourself against the wall or on the couch.

3 You climb posts or balconies in Reimert and almost fall off -__- and run around naked with your ding dong flopping all over the damn place

4 Suddenly you're seeing everything from ground level and you're not sure how you got there ♥

5 Your dougie dance just looks like you're loosing your balance ; D

Bug DeathMatch
So .. some jackass decided to leave the bathroom window open in our hall, and of course a few hours later there was a whole bunch of moths, flies, and ugly brownish butterflies all over the bathroom -___- so my friend kayla went into the bathroom to kill them with a biology textbook .. and then she came back into our room all hard talking bout "those ugly ass moths think this is a f*cking game. this isn't patty-cake or f*cking red rover" and then I walked in there to take a shower and there were brown stains and wings all over the place lmao but she got the job done .. there was also one flopping around on the carpet in my room when I was trying to do work so i dropped my backpack on it ♥

Corney Ass Email
So apparently one of the bonding things for the house I live in (across the street from my school; upperclassmen can live in themed houses and mine is multicultural) we had an event with "mocktails" .. -__- seriously?
the flyer in the email said "MOCKTAILS RIGHT NOW. come get your virgin-drank on"
why can't you just give me a real freaking cocktail? I'll stay there for like more than five minutes of the event and I will maybe even be your friend sometimes ♥ Why should I get a fake cocktail when I can just drink some juice out my damn fridge? I appreciate the effort to bring the house together I suppose.

TELEVISION

The Jersey Shore
Dear Sammi "Sweatheart" (Dummie the Doormat),

You did NOT kick Jwow's ass.
You did NOT kick Jwow's ass.
You did NOT kick Jwow's ass.
You did NOT kick Jwow's ass.
... Especially since she was held back 90% of that fight. My grandmother could kick your ass blindfolded. You're also even more of an tool for playing the sh*t out of the two people in the house who were looking out for you and told you the truth. Have fun with Ron and keep laying in bed all day and whining. I'm sure you will love the STDs he's likely to give you from hooking up with grenades and hippos all the time ; D

♥ MochaBarbie



VIDEO

Unfortunate Sightings
Lmao smfh I don't think I have any words for this .. The link is below the screenshot if you want to see the whole video

www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGvP0e46315Pe0X99

Trey Songz, sit down:
... this just made my day when I saw it haha



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I Love My Friends

me: he's always like "yeah i got MOCHABARBIE on lock"
kayla: you better tell him to behave himself before the muffin shop is closed

TFLN ♥
(785):he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
(508):the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
(419):I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
(407):I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city

The Stupidity Never Ends ; D

Hey cuties,
I'm trying to get back to my consistent weekly blogs .. I've been writing alot (I'm working on a book) and dealing with family issues so its not as easy to find inspirations haha .. but once I'm back at college and have my schedule it should be easier to organize times to work on it (hopefully). So as usual I'm surrounded by the inescapable Stupid, but I always find humor in the nonsense ; ]

Unfortunate Sightings
1: Lady Gaga Crowd Surfing *barfs*

Just when I thought I saw it all, simplicity is taken to the next degree. WHAT Gaga, WHAT is nasty half naked crowd surfing doing for you? please explain this to me. Don't worry, I'll wait ♥

nooooooo ; /


I hope that muffin doesn't smell

2: The Real World and Jersey Shore never fail to amaze me .. you should NEVER be this drunk, especially if you are being filmed. Floor-Diving is getting very popular on reality TV.

downward.spiral.


Ron takes being useless to a whole new level

3: Dear Fashion-Challenged SimpleB*tch,
Explain the reasoning (If that even exists in your life at this point) behind these highlights IMMEDIATELY .. because I sure can't ♥
Sincerely,
A Sensible Human Being


4: I never thought I would see this day, but here is Chips Ahoy's ugly cousin.

This poser has the NERVE to write "original" under the name too -__-

In other Stupidity News .. Tila tequila got bottles and feces thrown at her during a music festival performance.

I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or feel sorry for this clown. Apparently she wants to sue the company but they did warn her before about being a target and she refused to back out of the performance. TMZ also reported that she would be paid regardless of what happened onstage. THEREFORE you cannot sue themSimpleB*tch !! Smfh I didn't know logical thinking was so hard. The highlight of the news report was when an announcer asked who Tila Tequila was (Tila, this should be your irrelevance alert). You performed topless (SEXY TRASHY) and they STILL beat you down with feces, so STAY DOWN ♥
So the lesson is .. if you want people to like you, then DON'T be Tila Tequila ; ]

On the bright side, I would like to point out how adorable these baby grapes are ♥


It's from one of the Annoying Orange youtube videos .. you will either love it or absolutely hate it haha

Inappropriate Encounter of the Month

Maz: wanna hear a joke?
Me: what now?
Maz: WOMEN'S RIGHTS
Me: I'm seriously going to come to your house and kill you. Maybe you won't even make it to your birthday.
Maz: Now, is that come spelled like C-U-M?
Me: ...

The People in My Life Are Sillyy ; ]

Leandra: his teeth looked like a broken sugar cake ....like someone just took a handful of teeth and threw them in his mouth

TFLN ♥

(917):He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now

(919):I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

.. until next time ; ]

my blog is not dead part 2

hey cuties ; ] don't worry, the nonsense doesn't end there ♥

Apparently Katy Perry dissed Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" video and Miley Cyrus' "Can't be tamed" video. Alejandro just looks demonic and I'm really questioning whether or not I am still a Lady Gaga fan ; ( as for Miley Cyrus never really liked her to begin with, especially now. You already resemble a rat and have a whiney raspy singing voice, so don't make it worse for your simple ass ;p

Why Miley Cyrus is Disqualified for "Growing Up"

1: You are still on Disney
2: You have no boobs
3: NO BOOBS
4: You are under 18

...so stop ; ] This clown really wants to talk about how she's not acting slutty? LOOK at what comes up in google lmao:



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Crazy Things Ive Seen Recently ...


Ke$ha, I'm happy to see that you finally brushed your hair and possibly your teeth that day, but WHY did you eat a smurf -__-


... WOW



seriously kanye? She's pretty but those plastic watermelons could knock someone out ;p

Oh yes, you are a WONDERFUL example for children skank ♥ I hope she's not affiliated with the PTA at school ; ]

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In other news .. I am getting ready to go back to college now and I'm not ready to leave new york ; (( I might transfer schools but idk yet. Love life is complicated as usual. Went thru a lot of things this summer ; / And, idiots still seem to find me wherever I go .. But I keep my head up ♥

I love my baby sister ; ]

Me: How did you get another phone with texting that mom and dad don't know about?
My Sister: Because I'm a boss

TFLN <3
(914):She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

(407):we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her

(406):she pinky promised me she was 18

... thats all for now ; ]

my blog is not dead part 1

So the new season of jerseyshore ; ] pretty good so far but I'm not really happy that Angelina is back .. shes kind of irrelevant to me lmao and she needs to hop off whatever pedestal she's been on .. you are not the Kim Kardashian of Staten island honeyBoo and don't worry I'm not jealous; i just dont think you count as a person ♥ i think this calls for a list of

What Qualifies You as a SimpleB*tch/BasicDude

1: Arrogantly bringing yourself into a conversation that has nothing to do with you; then acting surprised when people tell you to shut the hell up ♥

2: Hooking up with grenades -__-




3: Following a girl with fried chicken and Koolaid in your hands and expecting her to have a conversation with you,, then getting mad when she decides to keep her dignity and walks AWAY from you ; D

4: Getting dressed in the dark and then going out in public




5: Strongly believing that the words "this right here is my swagg. All the girls are on me, damn" RHYME .. you know what i think? I think Soulja Boy (clown) was in the studio and tried to find something to rhyme with swagg, but gave up and said "damn" .. too bad that shit was number one on BET forever haha smfh. More out of control lyrics: "You party with a star we take off and go to mars, Pretty boy take off in 5.4.3.2.1" Soulja Boy, the only thing you can take off is you eyebrows so sit down PLEASE ♥



Not sure how I feel about that "Makeup Bag" song by The Dream either .. like if I'm in a relationship and my baby gets me mad,, giving me money/nice makeup/designer shit is NOT going to make me forgive you .. a woman who is worthy of anything cannot be bought so remember that ladies .. presents are nice of course but they shouldn't be the reason you forgive your significant other and if it is .. well you have some thinking to do ;p

Stupid Things People Say ; ]
Benny: What would a vagina look like after sex with 300 people?
Me: ...
Benny: GROUND ZERO

rant and other things

It's been a while since my last post but here we go cuties ♥

Cant explain how disappointed and irritated I have been with people for the past few years especially this week ughhh ; ( ranting timee ♥

1: Dont freaking cut me off when I'm trying to swipe my metro card at the train station. I don't know WHAT you were thinking with that flower dress exposing your back because your skin is ALL spotted up from spending wayy to much time in the sun simple b*tch .. get that crinkly crackly shit outa here ; D

2: I was looking around my kitchen for something to eat tonight and there was a HUGE watermelon on the counter top -__- stereotypical much? not to mention I ended up getting red koolaid with my macaroni and cheese lmao whateverrr ; ]

3: If you would allow a friendship that has lasted for ten years to crumble without even saying a word to the person you called your "sister" then you are a cunt. Theres no need for me to do anything; karma will take care of that ♥ OOoooh,, and that present i was going to give you for your birthday? looks better on me anyway ♥

4: If you try to talk to a girl who has a boyfriend, DONT BE MAD AND RUDE AND GET AN ATTITUDE when you're trying to seduce her and she tells u she's with her boo and you can't steal her from him. HELLO ♥ you are not him soo let it go and quit the weak game HoneyBoo ; ] same goes for ladies getting mad when dudes with girlfriends blow them off. HELLO at most you will be a SideGirl and that is not even cute like SideGirl swag? ehhehh NO .. so unless he DUMPS HER, pleasee don't walk around talking about how you have someone's man when you're just his groupie aka I'm-Mad-At-My-Girl-So-Send-Me-A-Picture chick .. OooOoooh YES I did ; ]

4: If a girl doesnt answer her phone or text you back for two weeks .. MAYBE shes not interested in talking to you? so MAYBE you should stop trying to make her feel guilty because thats creepyy? Or you'll end up like this guy lmao:


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I was reading celebrity gossip and saw this foolishness:


Sooo apparently Mel Gibson's ex wife is defending him against his most recent wife Oksana Grigorieva for her charging Mel Gibson with violence .. Simple b*tch (the ex wife) is apparently releasing the statement: “Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage...Mel was a wonderful and loving father.” Umm HELLO not all abuse or violence is necessary physical !! There can still be emotional and mental abuse which he clearly did do if you havent heard his racist rant tapes that I mentioned in my last blog .. Honestly someone who talks as ignorantly and as cruelly as him probably did abuse her and his ex wife looks silly defending him with such a weak statement like who cares if he never abused you? Doesn't mean he won't do it to someone else .. And HELLO he DID dump you while Oksana Grigorieva was already two months pregnant soooo that makes you look even more simple .. *sighs* they will never learn but I will always have something to laugh at ♥

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On the brighter sidee ; D I was watching the new season of real world .. It amazes me how this one girl on the show will get herself drunk to get the attention of a guy she wants to hook up with .. list?

What Brings You From a Respectable Woman to a Drunken Trainwreck

1 Walking out the house with heels when you KNOW you cant walk drunk in them. Do you want crutches tomorrow? Do you want to wake up barefoot? ♥

2 Wearing a short skirt/dress with tiny underwear underneath or maybe even no underwear who knows -__- cuz when your drunk ass is hobbling all over the place,, you're not going to think about panties .. SO some good damage control would be to wear spanks underneath ; ] unless you want to race the simple b*tches with big mouths in un-tagging pictures the next morning

3 Going on facebook while wasted. self explanatory haha

4 Drunk dials/ texts. texts are funnier because the next day you can document the speed and severity of your downward sprial and how the person texting you back was either taking advantage of the situation OR trying to help you (which is rare because its a lot more fun to play around with a drunk person l0l)

5 TRYING to make a drunk dial or text but holding your phone upside down .. PLEASE tell me how that is going to help you communicate with anybody? The only thing thats going to give you is pictures to un-tag from facebook the next day ; ]

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Favorite TFLN right now:
(304): I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."

Stupid things my friends say:
John: I can't believe Super Mario is fake...he's just a regular ass plumber

.. until next time ; ]

smfh

So .. I'm here waiting to see the Kevin Hart special on Comedy Central and there's some damn justin bieber special on tv my sister wanted to watch smfh


The part that I saw was about how crazy his fans are and he was complaining about girls trying to kiss him -__- well you ARE one of Hollywood's new female magnets and a fresh prey for cougars now lmao so what do you expect? its shocking yes but that's part of being a celebrity. smh and the whole Kim Kardashian thing makes me even more mad like seriously? you're going to send someone death threats for something that isn't even true? HELLO Justin Bieber is like 16 years old and Kim Kardashian is in her freaking 20s which is not even LEGAL .. stop being simple b*tches and going buck wild over some teenage boy who has his hair styled in a way that will allow him to flip it every thirty seconds ♥ and Kim Kardashian probably has a better boobs to butt ratio than most of you crazy female animals so get some class and stop trying to kill people over a young boy who you will probably never get a chance with anyway l0l jeez .. I would also like to know why I heard Justin Bieber got nominated for a BET award. This might sound crazy but I think he's ... not black. He is also NOT Eminem or Justin Timberlake lmao. but do what you do Bieber

I'm also wondering whats going on with that KIA car comerical, that has hip-hop sounding music playing in the background, with cute hamsters who are in a Harlem-themed area, wearing baggy clothing. WHY? I was just getting excited about how cute the baby hamsters were and then the foolishness hit me smfh l0l hamsters are not damn gangsters .. and of course hip-hop music automatically means the setting must be in a place where people blast their stereos and wear fitted hats l0l. Well at least it gets the point across and people like it. And the music is stuck in my head. So, mission accomplished l0l ;p


In some not so bright news .. racist rants by Mel Gibson have been released onto the internet and the things he says are pretty bad .. his girlfriend or I guess theyre broken up by now, Oksana Grigorieva says she isnt responsible for leaking them even though his comments were directed at her .. It seems like she did it though but shes afraid he might kill her or something ; / his rant was crazy calling her a wetback and saying that she dresses like a whore and embarrasses him and will get raped by a pack of n*ggers because she provokes them .. smfh its always interesting to see how f*cked up Hollywood celebrities really are. that world is anything but perfect and its sad how many people out there think being famous and having money means they will be happy.


Honestly when you look like this do you really have the right to talk negatively about people? saying all that racist sh*t about people and LOOK AT YOU your miserable ass cant even have a healthy relationship OR even tan well -- your chest is all sunburned and hairy eww l0l .. thats what you get ;p You're a racist and there's no way you can convince people with BRAINS that you're not, even with a public apology which celebrities seem to do in order to put foolish actions behind them and try to save their careers. You will never be liked for your character, that's for sure. BY THE WAY ASSWIPE, you might want to pick up some Just for Men and Rogaine for that hair of yours -- looks like your starting to get grey and bald up there ; ]

.. On a better note TFLN and my friends have been wonderful:

(919):We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.

(919):It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"

facebook IM:
Renyelle: he poured sand in my hair in pre k
Laurina: bastard
Renyelle: yea pretty much...
i was so sad
i might have cried
but i dont think i did
cause i wasnt tryna go out like a bitch

until next time ; ]

blahh

so ive been pretty busy lately but im still trying to keep up with the weekly blogging ♥
i went to the poconos for family trip for the fourth of july weekend .. it was ok but i think i wud have had more fun if i was in the city or at the riverfront near my house since the fireworks there are wayyy better than the fifteen minute birthday candles thrown into the sky in PA .. BUT it was nice bonding with my cousins who are .. a mess ; ] at the pool i saw some things i didnt need to see and i wasnt suprised

WHAT WILL DISQUALIFTY YOU AS A RESPECTABLE PERSON IN THE POOL:

1 wearing a bathing suit that is too small for you and doesnt not cover up the neccessary areas -__- who wants to see that? WHO? please explain to me what kind of message you are trying to get across with that? dont worry, I'll wait ♥

2 cannon balls in the 3 ft section of the pool smfh dont complain if you hit your knee or your tailbone YOU ASKED FOR IT DUMMIE ♥

3 being an asshole and going down the kid slide in the pool and scaring the babies -__-

4 getting your hair in the pool .. eWwWw ; ((

5 splashing people that you don't know "by accident" -__- that. shit. is. not. cute.

6 being a freaking simple b*tch and giving dirty looks to girls who happen to look better in their bikini than you do .. get over it and get to the gym ♥

anyways .. in other news ; ] i finished my first day of my internship today and it went pretty well so here i go haha .. dont think im getting paid until the end but it WILL be worth it ; ] and after work i was under the hot summer sun in the city running errands with my mom BUT i got the best massage ever ; ] haha my back was cracking soo much i have never gotten a good massage in my life

as im sitting here typing this blog i can smell the nasty garbage that is now only being picked up once a week outside eww ; ( wtf this world is coming closer to a destructive and unfortunate end everyday -__-

BUT before it does end i am going to enjoy the further simple b*tch activity that i have witnessed:


Yes .. finally after 9876567 years she is finally getting what she deserves .. not to say she doesnt have reasons to behave the way that she did im sure her life isnt easy but u cant let yourself loose control like that .. she used to be a great example for young girls to look up to and then slowly her life spiraled out of control and shes in and out of rehab not attending classes on time and loosing passports and sh*t COME ON NOW if that was anyone else they wud have gotten way more than 90 days in jail thats nothing get over it .. u did a whole bunch of things to put yourself in that position and now you have to be responsible for your actions !! being a celebrity doesnt mean you are above the law , although this country makes it like that sometimes smfh -__- but maybe this will teach her a lesson and maybe she will leave the simple b*tch mentality behind ; ] i miss the old Lindsay Lohan with NATURAL red hair and good decision making skills

anyways .. favorite TFLNs right now:
(951): My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
(602):I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.

.. that's it for now ; ]

sillyness

so ..
On Friday I went to a party in Harlem which was a mess haha .. we were getting snacks at the bodega because we were starving and then the guy in charge of letting people in the club was asking us why we didnt get him platano chips smfh lmao .. I feel another list coming on &hearts:

WHAT TO EXPECT AT THE SPANISH BODEGAS IN HARLEM:
1 there will be dudes posted up outside the store in chairs on the sidewalk drinking 40s
2 if papi thinks you look good, you can do whatever you want in the store ; ]
3 there will always be a cat sitting or sleeping on the floor, in a corner, or on one of the food shelves .. dont be alarmed ♥

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in other news .. as much as i love that "Khloe and Kourtney take Miami" Kardashian show i can't help but get more and more irritated with Kourtney and Scott's relationship .. Kourtney has given him many chances and threatened to leave him for good at least 3 or 4 times (if you are a loyal Kardashian viewer u know this already) and he just messes up in some other way the next time smfh ; (( honestly idk how she really stays with someone who dresses as preppy as he does i guess he has a good stroke lmao .. ladies ladies ladies you CANNOT allow a guy to get away with crap they will just push the bar further next time .. and guys the same goes for you of course dont be a pushover but dont be a jerk either ;p

RELATIONSHIP RED FLAGS:
1 they often "forget" to call you back and the next day they say their phone battery died .. that bullsh*t excuse cannot be accepted two times in a row. trust me if talking to you is important, they will NOT let their phone die and they will make sure they know where the charger is. So if that keeps happening, let YOUR phone battery die too ♥

2 they ALWAYS make plans with you last minute and usually you just end up at their house or your house. but they seem to make plans in advance for more fun things with their friends .. so the next time they try that, just let them know you already made other plans and you dont work in those kind of bitch ass time frames anymore ; ]

3 they lie to you about important things; cheat on you; don't introduce you to their friends. self explanatory - that simple b*tch or basic dude NEEDS TO GO,, faster than jello shots at a college party ♥

4 they always check out other girls/guys when you are out together and or blatantly flirt with people in front of your face. anyone who is arrogant enough to do that deserves to be embarrassed on the spot AND single .. if they have time to look other places then YOU have time to UPGRADE from their stupid ass ; ]

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so .. i will always love family guy





favorite TFLN right now:
 (914):When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...

.. until next time ; ]

"money over love" and other mess

hey cuties ; ] before i start i would like to remind you to follow me if you have an account !! a lot of people tell me they read it so if you have blog follow me and ill follow yours too ♥

ANYWAY .. so i was watching the Tyra Banks show because i was bored and the topic yesterday was on women who marry for money and teach their daughters to do the same smfh smfh there was only one mother on the show with a child who didnt believe in adopting gold digger tendencies .. according to a survey although they thought they would be, a lot of women who do marry for money are not even happy in their relationship even though their husband can give them all the material things that they want .. Not sure why they are surprised at that outcome. I KNOW I'm not smfh .. Come on ladies !! what happened to being independent? NEWSFLASH you don't need a man to feel good about yourself or get the fancy things that you want you can do it on your own and without LOVE how can you be truly happy in a relationship? i dont understand how people even think like this ; (

then on E news .. there is an event coming up for the anniversary of Michael Jackson's death which I still have issues accepting .. what i DONT appreciate the most is the people who talked a whole bunch of sh*t about him but then when they found out he was dead ALL OF A SUDDEN they are a die hard fan smfh don't bring that fake bullsh*t to me please .. And of course there are the unnecessary haters -__- I remember I was at an amusement park last summer and I heard some loser say "oh all he did was pop pills and touch little boys" wowowow. hmm even if you do believe that he actually molested children,, making an album of number one hit singles and permanently influencing the music industry -HELLO he started music videos- is something your stupid ass will never achieve. You will never even be worth as much as a sexual release ♥ so sit your stupid ass down ; ]

now .. on the bright side ; ] I was extremely overjoyed with simple b*tch activity during the MTV reruns of "my super sweet 16 remix" .. smfh these girls SWEAR they are celebrities or something and apparently it's ok to scream and cry worse than a kid at Toys R Us on CHRISTMAS EVE and curse out your parents when the party planning doesnt go your way .. usually the girls' dresses look nice but this chick who had hers custom made MONTHS before her party looked like a damn lost mermaid .. and her tummy was bloated l0l smh:


and her mother was like "naa ur gunna wear that dress or ur not having a party" BAHAHAHAHAHA u dummie thats what your selfish spoiled ass gets ; ] poor woman had to then later apologize for her daughter crying because she got a car as a gift before her party instead of at the party smfh this chick is the queen of simple b*tches!! but still .. the joy in my heart is overflowing ♥ she threw a decent party tho so I'll give her that at least ..

anyways .. of course the people in my life are still on crack:

Kevin: I get up early to ride the D every morning
Me: …
My sister: the D TRAIN of course!
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andd my fav TFLN at the moment:
(410):just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.

.. thats all for now ; ]

blahh

happy fathers day everyone ; ] hopefully yours is better than mine has turned out. i wont let it get me down tho .. sometimes you just reach a point where you have already gone through enough and u have to stop acknowledging the crap that happens and just keep moving on with your life ..

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so .. the basketball wives finale / reunion preview


i watched the reunion sneak peak online .. gloria choose not to join (smart decision) and the host of the damn show was like "well lets talk about her anyway" hmm that does put you below her then doesnt it ? and u wanna talk about how Matt Barnes (gloria's man) isnt that famous well b*tch neither are u huney the only reason why u have a show is because u were involved with athletes not because u have ur own talent or career and u guys say u know they are playing u and u stay around anyway .. how pathetic !! gloria is above all of you fools because she actually has trust in her relationship and you all dont so just admit it u are jealous smfh the fact that u even bring up how famous her fiance is just shows how fake you all are .. but gloria does need to realize that if the rumor is true about her sister is true then she shudnt condone it .. and jennifer i think ur husband needs to worry about YOU cheating cuz hes the one with a lumpy ass head lmao .. and royce idk why ur on that show u were a dancer what the hell are u doing? jeez simple bitches will never learn .. but they will ALWAYS ALWAYS entertain me ♥

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so .. yeah .. mocha barbie is on urbandictionary.com now .. thanx to me lmao
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mocha+barbie)
think its conceited/unneccesary ? i don't care ♥ i just did it for funn ; ]

the real world new orleans looks like it mite be good .. idk wuts up with MTV and these real world seasons though .. it used to always be good but now its like a super dramatic good crazy season then a water down lame season then back to a good one .. oh well. and im excited for jersey shore to come back too haha .. ANDD im seeing eclipse as soon as it comes out ; ]] it looks good so hopefully its not a waste of my damn money ..

and .. btw .. cristiano ronaldo YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ♥ *sighs*



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TFLN:
(410):just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
(832):you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.

and of course some hot mess happens as usual lmao i was watching chris rock "kill the messenger" at like 1am last nite and this dude is crazy:

"during the elections Barack Obama was so calm sometimes i think he forgot he was the black candidate. as if he thought was actually going to win this fair and square. He better ask Native American people about white men and rules"

"black men .. as SOON as you get a little money you want a white girl"

.. until next time ; ]