sillyness

so ..
On Friday I went to a party in Harlem which was a mess haha .. we were getting snacks at the bodega because we were starving and then the guy in charge of letting people in the club was asking us why we didnt get him platano chips smfh lmao .. I feel another list coming on &hearts:

WHAT TO EXPECT AT THE SPANISH BODEGAS IN HARLEM:
1 there will be dudes posted up outside the store in chairs on the sidewalk drinking 40s
2 if papi thinks you look good, you can do whatever you want in the store ; ]
3 there will always be a cat sitting or sleeping on the floor, in a corner, or on one of the food shelves .. dont be alarmed ♥

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in other news .. as much as i love that "Khloe and Kourtney take Miami" Kardashian show i can't help but get more and more irritated with Kourtney and Scott's relationship .. Kourtney has given him many chances and threatened to leave him for good at least 3 or 4 times (if you are a loyal Kardashian viewer u know this already) and he just messes up in some other way the next time smfh ; (( honestly idk how she really stays with someone who dresses as preppy as he does i guess he has a good stroke lmao .. ladies ladies ladies you CANNOT allow a guy to get away with crap they will just push the bar further next time .. and guys the same goes for you of course dont be a pushover but dont be a jerk either ;p

RELATIONSHIP RED FLAGS:
1 they often "forget" to call you back and the next day they say their phone battery died .. that bullsh*t excuse cannot be accepted two times in a row. trust me if talking to you is important, they will NOT let their phone die and they will make sure they know where the charger is. So if that keeps happening, let YOUR phone battery die too ♥

2 they ALWAYS make plans with you last minute and usually you just end up at their house or your house. but they seem to make plans in advance for more fun things with their friends .. so the next time they try that, just let them know you already made other plans and you dont work in those kind of bitch ass time frames anymore ; ]

3 they lie to you about important things; cheat on you; don't introduce you to their friends. self explanatory - that simple b*tch or basic dude NEEDS TO GO,, faster than jello shots at a college party ♥

4 they always check out other girls/guys when you are out together and or blatantly flirt with people in front of your face. anyone who is arrogant enough to do that deserves to be embarrassed on the spot AND single .. if they have time to look other places then YOU have time to UPGRADE from their stupid ass ; ]

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so .. i will always love family guy





favorite TFLN right now:
 (914):When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...

.. until next time ; ]