my blog is not dead part 1

So the new season of jerseyshore ; ] pretty good so far but I'm not really happy that Angelina is back .. shes kind of irrelevant to me lmao and she needs to hop off whatever pedestal she's been on .. you are not the Kim Kardashian of Staten island honeyBoo and don't worry I'm not jealous; i just dont think you count as a person ♥ i think this calls for a list of

What Qualifies You as a SimpleB*tch/BasicDude

1: Arrogantly bringing yourself into a conversation that has nothing to do with you; then acting surprised when people tell you to shut the hell up ♥

2: Hooking up with grenades -__-




3: Following a girl with fried chicken and Koolaid in your hands and expecting her to have a conversation with you,, then getting mad when she decides to keep her dignity and walks AWAY from you ; D

4: Getting dressed in the dark and then going out in public




5: Strongly believing that the words "this right here is my swagg. All the girls are on me, damn" RHYME .. you know what i think? I think Soulja Boy (clown) was in the studio and tried to find something to rhyme with swagg, but gave up and said "damn" .. too bad that shit was number one on BET forever haha smfh. More out of control lyrics: "You party with a star we take off and go to mars, Pretty boy take off in 5.4.3.2.1" Soulja Boy, the only thing you can take off is you eyebrows so sit down PLEASE ♥



Not sure how I feel about that "Makeup Bag" song by The Dream either .. like if I'm in a relationship and my baby gets me mad,, giving me money/nice makeup/designer shit is NOT going to make me forgive you .. a woman who is worthy of anything cannot be bought so remember that ladies .. presents are nice of course but they shouldn't be the reason you forgive your significant other and if it is .. well you have some thinking to do ;p

Stupid Things People Say ; ]
Benny: What would a vagina look like after sex with 300 people?
Me: ...
Benny: GROUND ZERO