Thursday, June 10, 2010

nonsense

so ive been disappointed a little too much lately ..

look at this unbelievable mess:
http://bossip.com/255169/slim-thug-thinks-black-women-ain’t-sht/

smh. smfh .. how can u catagorize ALL black women into this degrading category? im not a gold-digging bitch who tries to spend more than she has and is ignorant smfh u have no place to even say anything .. lets do a little self reflection shall we? YOUR NAME IS SLIM THUG AND YOUR TEETH LOOK LIKE YOU EAT CONCRETE FOR BREAKFAST smfh he needs to sit down .. hes lucky he even has a woman who wants to put up with that crap .. honestly with a name like slim thug idk how he can really think he is above anyone else .. well i have news for u dummie !! all of the educated black women with class, brains, good standards and a future ahead of them are already above losers like u and dont want to date your stupid ass anyway ; ]

Yeah "Slim Thug" u are sooooooooooooo classy in this picture with ur animal teeth ; ]

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You cant be disrespectful like that and get away with it ;p

i think this calls for a list of ways that disqualify you as a relevant person

1: if your name is slim thug
2: if your name is slim thug
3: if you still wear "bling" as an accessory and grillz SMFH
4: if you say you're "GETTIN MONEY" or "IM ALL ABOUT MONEY F*CK BITCHES GET MONEY" but then .. you cant pay your damn phone bill and shawtey that u bagged while u were "posted on the block" calls ur number and it says "This number is currently not in service" . FAIL.
5: if you get an attitude when a girl walking down the street ignores you when you try to get her attention. get over it and be a man this isnt freaking burger king you cant always have it your way. the same goes for you too ladies. dont get mad when a guy isnt interested, because u only look like a simple bitch when ur getting heated at him in public smh.
6: if your daily activities consist of drinking quarter waters and being "posted up on the block"
7: If you think its acceptable to just live off of ur parents trust fund money and not make a damn life for yourself (this is especially directed at the simple bitches on that new VH1 show "You're Cut Off"
7: if you sincerely believe that Dora the Explorer really needs YOUR HELP finding her way around

ill probably think of more later .. but anyway smfh lady gaga's new video .. ughh come on there are younger people who can be influenced that are watching this .. shes barely wearing any fabric on her body and basically stimulates different sex positions and then gang rape .. the video ends really creepy too she looks like a freaking demon .. i dont even think i can make a joke off of this one im so pissed .. idk wut disappoints me more her pornstar music video or christina aguilera's live performance at the MTV Movie Awards with a freaking glowing heart on her crotch ; ( idk wtf is going on anymore you used to be my hero christina

BUT inspite of this foolishness i still managed to find something else to amuse me:

kid: where did you get that homo costume?
guy: i got it from your mom's closet. she let me keep it after i f*cked her

lmaoo "Role Models" is a mess

id also like to point out that my sister is a bully. a huge one <3
My sister: can you get the remote for me?
Me: where is it?
My sister: *points to the other side of the living room*
Me: hell no
My Sister: *pulls out my iphone charger and my computer charger from my laptop*
Me: …wtf
My Sister: the internet cord is next
<3 my baby sister

until next time ; ]

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