HAPPY NEW YEAR babies :)

HAPPY NEW YEAR :D I've decided it might be a better to post smaller blogs every other day/few days instead of really long ones every two weeks. Enjoy :D

New Years

Was pretty successful .. minus my drunken text messages which I read the next day lmao .. I swear it was like I was trying to hard to spell one word right and I kept trying and trying and half of the time the word was still spelled wrong lol. The first party me and my friends went to go shut down, but I'm happy that it did since it was overflowing with babies from high school -__- no offense to any young readers but when you're in college you just don't party with people under 18 anymore :p it's very awkward lol. So then we went to a club but since they changed the location two days before the event, we didn't realize it was a 21+ venue so we had to leave that one too :( but we found a party at Columbia University that was pretty good :D I have a friend that goes there. After the party everyone was basically crowding the pizza store and this clown behind the counter had the nerve to charge someone $30 for a whole pie of pizza .. I will NEVER be so drunk that I overpay for food lol. Metro north trains were running all night (YAYE) and I got home at 6am :) The best part was the train conductor announcing: "everybody PLEASE have your tickets out before you pass out on the train. Thank you. Happy New Year" lmaoo I love New York dearly :D

Piss Me Off Again .. I DARE YOU! (winter break pet peeves)

1: You think giving a girl a HOMIE POUND after a date is cute? And then you wonder why she deletes your number after u try to hit her up a whole month later over winter break? Get some game, but before that, get some CLASS :D

2: Sending me pictures of your banana without me asking? that.shit.is.not.cute and now your number is permanently deleted ♥

2: Papi, you're 40. Saying "morena...sexy chocolate baby" to me in the freezing cold when I'm trying to get HOME is not going to make me turn around and talk to you, so don't get mad when I keep moving lol smfh NYC :)

3: Don't send fake ass Christmas cards to my house addressed to my family when your punk ass still can't find the balls to own up to what you did. No answer is the worst answer and if you're gunna do it like that to someone who was your "best friend", then don't do anything else until you're ready to be a woman instead of a spineless cunt.

4: Telling me "your prtty" on facebook is ridiculous Especially when you can't even spell. Stop ruining it for the entire male population, find your game from whatever rock it's under, and get it together playboy :p

5: When you get on the bus, dont take out 3 metro cards that you KNOW don't have enough money on them smfh lol ..

6: The classic kindergarten stunt of telling someone "hey there's something you should know .. but I can't tell you because I know you'll bring it up with them and it will start drama" smfh you're a guy !! .. so WHY DO I HAVE MORE BALLS THAN YOU?

7: Don't be a MiserableBitch when everyone else around you is happy laid back and relaxing. Because then I just wanna take a golf club to your head. And then delete your face book & twitter accounts ♥


On A Side Note, These Are SOOOOO Cute :D




TFLN > Love

(209):There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
(314):I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
(409):The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
(517):I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...

I Am Surrounded By Clowns

Me: I would love for a bitch like her to come at me. Like HELLO before you say shit look in the mirror. And then look in the mirror again.
Maz: And then look in the mirror a third time and watch it break

My Sister: Delicia LET'S GO!
Me:Where?
My Sister: To find Dora
__________

.. Until Next Time :D

ell oh ell :D

Hey babies :) I'm finally home for winter break, so the blogs will be more frequent again. I'm also going to start actually using my tumblir haha .. enjoy ♥

Bad Girls Club, Goodbye Season 5

For those of you who watch Bad Girls Club, these photos were online from Season 5. I have no words lol smfh

bikini fail


The definition of a Low Blow

I would also like to add that I'm extremely disappointed in Lea .. i thought she was the coolest one and then she turned into a Kristen clone and still continues to talk sh*t about Kristen even though the season is wayy over .. And yes Lea you did "win" the small fight with Kristen but it was when she was DRUNK, so you probably shouldn't BRAG about that on television [the reunion show? smfh] ..

And let's remember that if Morgan never left, she would probably be the one running the house, as much as she was a B*tch to her roommates ..

Oh well .. I'm excited for Season 6 :D 2 and 4 were the best so far

Twilight Promotes Abusive Relationships
I Found these in a hilarious article on how Twilight promotes abusive relationships, and although I'm a fan, I do agree with everything they've mentioned haha. I posted my favorite ones :)

1: If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores you or is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in love with you — and you are the point of his existence.
2: Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3: If a boy tells you to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the love of your life. You should stay with him since he will keep you safe forever.
4: Boys who leave you always come back. Because they come back, you should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
5: Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, you should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy you something.
6: Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while you run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what you must do.
7: Looking at you in ways that scare you is ok
8: Vampires — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.


Serial Killer In New York?!?!?

I got a text message from my friend a little while before I left to come home to my beloved New York that was warning me about a possible serial killer in New York -__- Someone dumped four bodies near Jones beach over a period of a few months I think, which is kind of silly if you don't want to get caught. Not sure what part of New York they hunt women down in, but as usual I will be safe and watch my back wherever I go. Never, EVER think that these kinds of things won't happen to you; that's exactly the kind of people they happen to in the first place, those who are a little too carefree. So be careful ladies :) Stay together and don't be around isolated lonely areas by yourself. Follow your instincts. If something looks sketchy, take a cab, don't walk. The few extra dollars will be well spent, even if you think you "run" the area you're about to walk through at night lol.

Oh Em Gee :(

Dear Demi,
You're my hero and I really do look up to you and I love your songs :)
PLEASEE don't turn into MileyCyrus -__-

This makes me kinda sad :/ maybe it was just a moment of poor judgement? We can't have too many Cyrus Skanks running around lol and Demi is actually talented !! I hope she gets out of rehab soon ♥

Speaking of that GoldenProstitute ..
Miley Cyrus decided to hit a bong for her 18th birthday .. Well, have fun on the TrainWreck express clown :) I know you're 18 now but since you were a Disney star, you might want to make your "growing up" at a more gradual and classy pace .. but I know Trash doesn't really understand how that works ♥ And she apparently doesn't care about the video and knew it would go public lol well that will be until we hear about her entering rehab :D
And by the way, the search engine results are STILL not looking too good for you HoneyBoo :p


Btw, My Baby Sister Is ADORABLE :)


TFLN Never Fails Me

(+44):She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
(847):just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
(859):did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
(412):He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
(303):wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil

I Love My Friends

Me: Nice glasses Seanie.
Sean: Thanks. And yes, these are actually perscription. I am NOT a tool

Me: I would love for a bitch like her to come at me. Like HELLO before you say shit look in the mirror. And then look in the mirror again.
Maz: And then look in the mirror a third time and watch it break

.. until next time :)

Smh part 2

Hey cuties ♥

I know I can be pretty silly with my blogging, and I really do appreciate all the people who tell me how much they like it, but I am always searching for something more to make it better. I think I will make it a point to add at least one serious topic to my new blogs and maybe an advice section on other issues that may come up.

For part 2 of my smh blog I'll start of with the usual silliness :)

MUSIC

Dear Keri Hilson,
This.Shit.Is.Not.Cute.
Here is the link to the video. Couldn't find it on YouTube I WONDER why lol probably too freaking innapropriate:
http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhNQx41sxbkr7BJLyu
The opening WannaBeActionScene was labeled "Objective: The Way You Love Me"
and before I go on to tear this apart lol, Ms. Hilson would you care to explain to me WHY THE HELL your "objective" has no verb? It's ok if you can't ♥
Anyway, the video included the cast of:
Al Jamal as "fuzz" [ -no words- ]
Keri Hilson as "B.B." [ yeah? NO ]
Jojo as "boots" [ -smfh- ]
Faith Evans as "Danja" [ -dies- ]
Dawn (from Danity Kane) as "money" [ really? REALLY? ]
Keri Hilson basically grinds on everytihng humanly possible in the video and she doesn't seem to realize that in order to do certain dance moves you have to HAVE a butt ♥ She also has no shame in talking up the effects that her vagina supposedly has on men, apparently it "keeps them off the streets". Honestly I'm not sure if I can agree with you on that Miss Hilson, becuase with the amount of people it seems that you have sex with, that hallway of yours might not even be able to keep a toy from falling out and rolling into the streets &Hearts;

Smfh she is so gorgeous and is usually classy but this sh*t? I don't know what she was thinking. She really should give those lyrics and video a makeover because this is DISGUSTING !! Whats even more disappointing is that in an interview with Perez Hilton she defends her trashy behavior. Smfh it doesn't matter if you wanna do whatever you want, you have to respect your body. I guess your self worth isn't worth more than one night fifteen minutes in the bathroom at the back of the club :D

Love Life (new)

Well, mine is usually pretty unpredictable haha. I've been single for a little while but I honestly do miss someone and I hope that we can work it out. Having fun is great and easy and I'm in control of the situation and I don't have much to worry about except for of course being responsible and safe when meeting new people, and not pulling a Keri Hilson and throwing my cookies out to everyone :) But it does get lonely after a while, at least for me.
So ladies, if there is someone out there who no matter what you do, you can't seem to let them go, then don't ♥ Unless of course the relationship was harmful to your mental/physical health or safety. In that case, don't be silly :p and think with your head until your heart heals.

I really worry about people who don't even know they are being abused until it's too late. I've decided to make a list of some red flags for abusive relationships. Besides the obvious (hitting, yelling, threating the person's life) there are other things to watch out for in abusive relationships. And it's not just guys, girls can be abusive too !
1) when you stand up to them they make you feel stupid for saying anything at all
2) you seem to spend less and less time with friends and family
3) they always have some undercutting statement to make about your accomplishments
4) they purposely do things to hurt your feelings, especially when they notice you feeling confident about something or excited about something
5) you're constantly reminded that you'll never find someone as good as them

Don't be like Rihanna lol and then end up singing about how you love being lied to and abused smfh. Not even trying to joke around too much though, that was a pretty bad situation for both of them :/
If even one of these comes up you should really consider how much you are benefiting from the relationship and firmly confront them. If it continues, it's probably better for you to get out before it becomes more difficult to manage. Speak up !! Don't keep it under wraps or it will only get worse. If someone who "cares" about you makes you doubt yourself, you DON'T NEED TO BE WITH THEM.

College Life

I'm so excited about the large Wawa water bottle I used to transport juice from the cafeteria to my empty $3.95 bottle of cranberry juice haha. Taking Back Tuition Money 101 ♥ This course is offered for both the Fall and Spring semesters.

An Interesting Statement

A friend of mine at school ran into me in the bathroom and before she went back to her room she said "People in PA are so racist. I can't even take this person to get a job without people looking at me funny. But Blacks are the most accepted minority in America right now." She is Arabic and I am Black, but to me and other people I know, she doesn't look Arabic at all, she just looks mixed. So unless they saw her name on a paper, I'm not sure if they were judging her because they somehow knew she was Arabic or because she was a minority in general. Either way the judging isn't acceptable. Some people in PA are very racist, especially near where I go to school, but Blacks don't appear to be more accepted than other minority races. Some of my Black friends, including me, have been recently racially profiled by the cops and have been called the N-word while walking down the street. I can see what she's saying in terms of things like affirmative action, but in many cases people still talk trash behind the Black person's back and make ignorant assumptions. There is still a stigma attached to the Black race, especially if you are a woman. So the "acceptance" is really somewhat fake to me. This doesn't mean I am belittling any experiences she had, since I know it has been hard for Middle Eastern people in America ever since the bullsh*t that has been going on since 9/11, but I was slightly offended by her statement since she did not appear to consider all of the factors of this "acceptance" and how accurate the "acceptance" really is. This is not to say that one group has it worse than another, but I will in no way ever agree that Blacks are the most accepted minority unless I witness real changes. Many minority groups go through judgement and face racism of several degrees, and perhaps since the situation with Blacks seems to have the most history, it is assumed that we are "accepted" now. Unfortunately that's a lie. No minority has been truly accepted in America yet.

Idiots on Facebook

Names have been getting out of hand lately.
1) Cynthia Rainbow-Sprinkles Nguyan
2) Jorge Allofthelights Martinez
3) Brianna Wavey-Gee Johnson
4) Buzzy Chris Sanchez
5) Dnice Kush
6) Beans DaDonking
7) Bretley Shaawday Ruiz

And now for the gold medal in foolery ..
8) Brian Bigdickbandit Gomez

I Love My Friends

Me: She's all over his d*ck it's so annoying.
My Sister: I hope she just chokes on it. Oh wait, she already choked on her neck because she's fat.

Shakiya: *plays with necklace and puts beads near her nose*
Tish: I hope that necklace gets stuck on your face like that forever, lookin like a damn avatar

TFLN Never Fails Me

(978): he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is
gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.

(860): I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because
you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.

.. that's all for now :)