The Stupidity Never Ends ; D

Hey cuties,
I'm trying to get back to my consistent weekly blogs .. I've been writing alot (I'm working on a book) and dealing with family issues so its not as easy to find inspirations haha .. but once I'm back at college and have my schedule it should be easier to organize times to work on it (hopefully). So as usual I'm surrounded by the inescapable Stupid, but I always find humor in the nonsense ; ]

Unfortunate Sightings
1: Lady Gaga Crowd Surfing *barfs*

Just when I thought I saw it all, simplicity is taken to the next degree. WHAT Gaga, WHAT is nasty half naked crowd surfing doing for you? please explain this to me. Don't worry, I'll wait ♥

nooooooo ; /


I hope that muffin doesn't smell

2: The Real World and Jersey Shore never fail to amaze me .. you should NEVER be this drunk, especially if you are being filmed. Floor-Diving is getting very popular on reality TV.

downward.spiral.


Ron takes being useless to a whole new level

3: Dear Fashion-Challenged SimpleB*tch,
Explain the reasoning (If that even exists in your life at this point) behind these highlights IMMEDIATELY .. because I sure can't ♥
Sincerely,
A Sensible Human Being


4: I never thought I would see this day, but here is Chips Ahoy's ugly cousin.

This poser has the NERVE to write "original" under the name too -__-

In other Stupidity News .. Tila tequila got bottles and feces thrown at her during a music festival performance.

I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or feel sorry for this clown. Apparently she wants to sue the company but they did warn her before about being a target and she refused to back out of the performance. TMZ also reported that she would be paid regardless of what happened onstage. THEREFORE you cannot sue themSimpleB*tch !! Smfh I didn't know logical thinking was so hard. The highlight of the news report was when an announcer asked who Tila Tequila was (Tila, this should be your irrelevance alert). You performed topless (SEXY TRASHY) and they STILL beat you down with feces, so STAY DOWN ♥
So the lesson is .. if you want people to like you, then DON'T be Tila Tequila ; ]

On the bright side, I would like to point out how adorable these baby grapes are ♥


It's from one of the Annoying Orange youtube videos .. you will either love it or absolutely hate it haha

Inappropriate Encounter of the Month

Maz: wanna hear a joke?
Me: what now?
Maz: WOMEN'S RIGHTS
Me: I'm seriously going to come to your house and kill you. Maybe you won't even make it to your birthday.
Maz: Now, is that come spelled like C-U-M?
Me: ...

The People in My Life Are Sillyy ; ]

Leandra: his teeth looked like a broken sugar cake ....like someone just took a handful of teeth and threw them in his mouth

TFLN ♥

(917):He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now

(919):I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

.. until next time ; ]

my blog is not dead part 2

hey cuties ; ] don't worry, the nonsense doesn't end there ♥

Apparently Katy Perry dissed Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" video and Miley Cyrus' "Can't be tamed" video. Alejandro just looks demonic and I'm really questioning whether or not I am still a Lady Gaga fan ; ( as for Miley Cyrus never really liked her to begin with, especially now. You already resemble a rat and have a whiney raspy singing voice, so don't make it worse for your simple ass ;p

Why Miley Cyrus is Disqualified for "Growing Up"

1: You are still on Disney
2: You have no boobs
3: NO BOOBS
4: You are under 18

...so stop ; ] This clown really wants to talk about how she's not acting slutty? LOOK at what comes up in google lmao:



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Crazy Things Ive Seen Recently ...


Ke$ha, I'm happy to see that you finally brushed your hair and possibly your teeth that day, but WHY did you eat a smurf -__-


... WOW



seriously kanye? She's pretty but those plastic watermelons could knock someone out ;p

Oh yes, you are a WONDERFUL example for children skank ♥ I hope she's not affiliated with the PTA at school ; ]

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In other news .. I am getting ready to go back to college now and I'm not ready to leave new york ; (( I might transfer schools but idk yet. Love life is complicated as usual. Went thru a lot of things this summer ; / And, idiots still seem to find me wherever I go .. But I keep my head up ♥

I love my baby sister ; ]

Me: How did you get another phone with texting that mom and dad don't know about?
My Sister: Because I'm a boss

TFLN <3
(914):She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

(407):we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her

(406):she pinky promised me she was 18

... thats all for now ; ]