Smh part 1

Life is so ridiculous I swear .. But that just means more stuff to Blog about haha :D Im trying to make more consistent blogs but life is being an attention whore right now lol.
Enjoy babies ♥

MUSIC

1: So as you probably already know, Major Lazer has this hot song out called "Pon De Floor" but of course when I go to see if the music video is still up (my friend said it was really innapropriate), this is what I see:

I mean, is it THAT hard to be appropriate lol?

2: Someone explain to me, PLEASE, why the hell this is being embraced?

The real rihanna has died years ago .. it started with her second album, and once the single "Rockstar 101" came out she had reached the point of NO return :( IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT STYLE YOU PUT THAT PERIOD BLOOD HAIR IN, it looks like crap -__-

3: Speaking of Rihanna, I'm starting to realize how annoying some songs are getting .. "What's my name" by Rihanna and Drake in particular. Why don't you know what your name is? WHY? "Oh na na, wha'ts my name?" Uhmm .. are you a child? With that period blood hair and Gold Membership in the NoPants Club, I HOPE NOT :D

I never liked the damn song in the first place lol and its making it more impossible for me to ever like this girl again :( And as much as I do like Drake, I can't help but wonder WHAT he was thinking when he came out with "Over" .. I know that song is old now but I still wonder what he was thinking with: "what am i doing? what am i doing? oh yeah that's right I'm doing me..." like, if you don't know what you're doing, you don't need to be doing ANYTHING else for a long time lol :D
I still like you though Drake :)

4: We already know that Miley Cyrus is just ridiculous, but now her younger sister, who is only NINE years old is already skanking it up :( this makes me very sad honestly.

idk wut this world is coming to :(

On The BRIGHT SIDE, i love Nicki Minaj :D and I'm pleased with her new album

My fave songs are "Save Me" and "Here I Am" and the Bonus Track "Blow Your Mind" is my ringtone :D teehee

I did also see Lil Kim's BlackFriday Nicki Minaj Diss that was released on youtube this weekend, which was pretty impressive but Lil Kim should probably come out with some new stuff if she really wants to WIN that battle .. You wanna keep your RapQueen crown? Then come out with a new album that sells more than Minaj and then we can talk haha


TURKEY BREAK

I enjoyed my grandmother's cooking and seeing my baby sister :) but of course there was a bundle of AintShitDudes I had to deal with for that entire week -___-

Clown #1
If you're going to be all over my cookie jar and I reject you because you're a crazy vampire, DON'T try to send me some weak ass apology saying "oh my bad if I was aggressive" on facebook. "My bad" died in 2005 along with your wack ass game playboy :D Be a man! But wait, that must be too hard for you since your vocabulary is so limited. And dont go further and try to diss me because I'm not accepting your lame apology when you were the one giving me compliments and then try to talk up yourself as if you had some kind of effect on me. YOU ARE NOT ZEUS, You just look stupid, x100 ♥

Clown #2
Don't talk sh*t about me that's not even true and then say "oh I'm so mad she played my best friend like that" when your dumb ass was trying to get with me anyway. And then thinking I need your permission to speak? SAVE IT. That makes no sense, unless of course, if you're a hypocrite. Talking so much sh*t about "oh I'm a grown ass man and I dont have to like you to f*ck you". No, you're right, you don't. And you STILL didn't get anything from me anyway, so your point is???? Don't worry .. I'll wait :D

Clown #3
You say you wanna get to know me and you wanna take me out on a date. I'm not sure how that translates into you trying to hit that and being suprised when I tell you where to go. smfh DEUCES

GOSSIP GIRL

So Serena ends up in the hospital this week and the truth behind the schemes of the Outsiders unravels .. I knew that shit was going to happen lol. Jenny was the one who told Blair the truth and then texted Vanessa saying that she couldnt lie her way out of this one. Of course Vanessa's b*tchass calls her mom and says she's comming home after all and on top of that, Dan uses Vanessa again to keep him company while Serena was in the hospital, but ditches her for Serena the next day lmaoo I mean, HOW MANY TIMES can you lose in your life? ♥ Then Juliet that snake leaves her apartment but like the SimpleB*tch she is, forgets the mask she used to dress up as Serena at the ball so Jenny takes it. Juliet has also been getting Serena's mom to pay her monthy to "keep her secrets" lol HoneyBoo when are you going to get a real job to support yourself? I can't wait until Blair exposes her its going to be BEAUTIFUL. This is why you are Outsiders, and not part of the Elite because you do stupid sh*t and can't take someone down effectively.
Therefore, Outsiders 2 and Elite 20.
xoxo, gossipgirl ♥

I Love The People In My Life
Mom: awwe your sister did so well on her quiz she got 11 out of 10 what did you do for extra credit?
My Sister: I drew my name in bubble letters on the back of the paper.
Me: ...

Me: Markia you CAN'T talk like that when we're working!
Markia: Delicia I swear to God I will put this napkin in your mouth and shove you down the drain

TFLN is greater than Happiness

(715): I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes
that you were not that drunk.

(406): It was just a squirrel
(253): You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar

(718): he fell asleep and they ducktaped him to the floor. He's pissed

.. until next time :)

Here I am Part 2

Hey babies :)

I'm doing a little better now .. still the occasional bullshit but I try to work against it every time it comes. I've been writing a lot of songs and I finally got some more pictures from the photo shoot I had before school :D now I just need to go around and see where I can get good representation for modeling .. Im only 5ft 7 so I'm too short for runway lol so I'm focusing on print and commercials .. I'm not going to get really excited until I have a solid deal lol. I also need to work more on my book if its ever going to get published haha. This blog is kinda short since its just a part 2, but the next one will be longer I promise :D

So a lot of things have been entertaining me lately ..

1: DANCING FAIL :D

no humps? check
wack dance moves? check
your father being ashamed if he EVER saw this? check check check
.. lmao smfh

2: Dear Rick Ross,
You are not Big Meech.
And apparently I'm not the only one who feels this way lmao:

.. The end :D

3: Vanessa (SuperSimpleB*tch) on GossipGirl

Dear HoneyBoo,

I am informing you nicely, that you are not and will never be close to being Blair Waldorf, and will NEVER have her PayBackSwagg. Please give up now while you are still irrelevant :D You still lost to Serena after exposure attempt number 87 and the dean didnt even know ur name ♥


*In case you didn't see last week's episode: basically Vanessa was mad that Dan still liked Serena and stole him from her several times, and she thought showing pictures that she found of Serena kissing a professor (who ALREADY resigned from Columbia to BE with Serena appropriately) would take Serena down and get her expelled. Her tattle tale ass walks up to the dean and tries to hand her the tape, which Blair then grabs and throws into her wine glass YAYE. The dean then proceeds to ask Vanessa, "and who are you?"
bahahahahahahahahaha tricks are for simple bitches playgirl :D

However, in yesterday's episode Vanessa and her lame crew (Jenny Joins) managed to turn some people against Serena, but we'll just SEE how long that lasts. lol like, if you're going to take down the elite, why can't you use less bitch-ass methods? Everything they did was soo sneaky and shady lol like really you're going to dress up as Serena and kiss Nate and Dan so they both get mad at her? and while still dressed as Serena you're going to play Blair too? Unless theyre stupid and Serena is even stupider and pretends that she actually did it, they will find out the truth later. At least when Blair and Chuck take people down they don't hide behind a freaking masquerade mask and usually embarass their targets with the dirty truths. All three of those clowns caused themselves to be outsiders so it's no one's fault but their own. So for now, Elite 10 and Outsiders 4. Stay tuned lol

♥ xoxo, gossipgirl

4: Silly People in Public
It's Time For A Game Of: What's Wrong With This Picture ..

taking pictures of your pregnant belly?
taking pictures of your pregnant belly in public?
taking pictures of your pregnant belly in public and thinking its cute?
*sighs* lol

5: Scary Faces

okk .. playgirl you look like halloween :D soooo PLEASE get your jack-hoe-lantern ass out of my face ♥
Lol this was the scariest thing I've seen in a while. Like .. why. WHY?

I Love My Friends

Kayla: Are you seriously telling me he asked you to go back to his room at 11:30?
Me: Yeah
Kayla: This isn't f*cking Disney World. We JUST left our room twenty minutes ago and we go ALL night

Priscilla: F*ck a muffin top, that b*tch had a whole CAKE

TFLN is My Life

(520):New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.

(716):who do you think you are?
(407):someone who doesn't ask that question

(519):DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.

.. Until Next Time :D