Sooo I'm back at college now .. Still getting used to my new busy schedule : / I'm definitely watching the VMAs tonight so that will probably be in my next blog ; ]
COLLEGE
You Know You're Really Drunk When (UC Edition):
1 You yell that you're not drunk as you proceed to stumble down Main Street.
2 You dance by yourself against the wall or on the couch.
3 You climb posts or balconies in Reimert and almost fall off -__- and run around naked with your ding dong flopping all over the damn place
4 Suddenly you're seeing everything from ground level and you're not sure how you got there ♥
5 Your dougie dance just looks like you're loosing your balance ; D
Bug DeathMatch
So .. some jackass decided to leave the bathroom window open in our hall, and of course a few hours later there was a whole bunch of moths, flies, and ugly brownish butterflies all over the bathroom -___- so my friend kayla went into the bathroom to kill them with a biology textbook .. and then she came back into our room all hard talking bout "those ugly ass moths think this is a f*cking game. this isn't patty-cake or f*cking red rover" and then I walked in there to take a shower and there were brown stains and wings all over the place lmao but she got the job done .. there was also one flopping around on the carpet in my room when I was trying to do work so i dropped my backpack on it ♥
Corney Ass Email
So apparently one of the bonding things for the house I live in (across the street from my school; upperclassmen can live in themed houses and mine is multicultural) we had an event with "mocktails" .. -__- seriously?
the flyer in the email said "MOCKTAILS RIGHT NOW. come get your virgin-drank on"
why can't you just give me a real freaking cocktail? I'll stay there for like more than five minutes of the event and I will maybe even be your friend sometimes ♥ Why should I get a fake cocktail when I can just drink some juice out my damn fridge? I appreciate the effort to bring the house together I suppose.
TELEVISION
The Jersey Shore
Dear Sammi "Sweatheart" (Dummie the Doormat),
You did NOT kick Jwow's ass.
You did NOT kick Jwow's ass.
You did NOT kick Jwow's ass.
You did NOT kick Jwow's ass.
... Especially since she was held back 90% of that fight. My grandmother could kick your ass blindfolded. You're also even more of an tool for playing the sh*t out of the two people in the house who were looking out for you and told you the truth. Have fun with Ron and keep laying in bed all day and whining. I'm sure you will love the STDs he's likely to give you from hooking up with grenades and hippos all the time ; D
♥ MochaBarbie
VIDEO
Unfortunate Sightings
Lmao smfh I don't think I have any words for this .. The link is below the screenshot if you want to see the whole video
www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGvP0e46315Pe0X99
Trey Songz, sit down:
... this just made my day when I saw it haha
*`~
I Love My Friends
me: he's always like "yeah i got MOCHABARBIE on lock"
kayla: you better tell him to behave himself before the muffin shop is closed
TFLN ♥
(785):he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
(508):the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
(419):I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
(407):I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
